At the board meeting: “All those in favour say Aye. All those against, resign.”
A drunk who had got on to a bus told the ticket inspector that he had bought the ticket, but was unable to find it. “It’s okay,” said the inspector, “I’m sure you’ve paid.” “It’s not okay at all”, insisted the drunk, still searching his pockets. “Without my ticket I don’t know where I’m going.”
Geeta Chhabra
