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Political Definitions with their ‘real’ meanings!

 

Capitalism: You possess two cows.  You sell one and buy a bull.

 

Socialism: You possess two cows.  You give one of them to your neighbour.

 

Communism: You possess two cows.  The government confiscates them and provides you with milk.

 

Nazism: You possess two cows.  The government confiscates them and shoots you.

 

European Common Market:  You possess two cows.  The government confiscates them, shoots one, milks the other and pours it down the drain.


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