While on a safari trip in a cannibal region, the traveller came across a cafe in a clearing in the remote jungle. The menu at the cafe advertised:
Fried Missionary for $ 5
Boiled Hunter for $ 10
Grilled Safari Guide for $ 15
Stuffed Politician for $ 80
When the traveller enquired why so much for the politician, the chef replied, “Have you tried to clean one?”
Geeta Chhabra
