In the department store at Christmas, a boy of six was waiting impatiently in the queue to meet Santa Claus. When the boy’s turn came, Santa picked him up, sat him on his knees and asked, “Ho, ho, ho, little boy. And what would you like for Christmas?” The little fellow jumped down and kicked Santa hard in the shins and replied, “You silly old goat, I just told you yesterday. Didn’t you read my list?”
Geeta Chhabra