As the urgent necessity crops up, so do Signs in public-places. I have seen many of these through my days of traveling anywhere, somewhere… particularly in my own motherland – India. Some lines lapse into such Indian-ness, that the end result of the meaning goes to another level of thought! Here are some!
- Bar-man gone for delivery. His wife available for all types of services.
- Doctor out of town. His Compounder as good as Doctor. Test your luck. See Compounder now.
- To sit and rest on Platform allowed. Rest of activities in Sleeping not allowed.
- Sleeping in the Tomb not permitted.
- Our Barber very good with Scissors. No injury to customer, specially children. WELCOME ONE & ALL.
- Please wait for Officer on Duty for 10 minutes. He will be back in half hour.
- We never serve Stale Food. Walk in with funny mood & confidence.
- Dear Tourists All Welcome Into This Tomb. No Waiting Required.
- Pick-Pockets be careful. In this temple God is looking at you.
Geeta Chhabra
